Did You Take an Ambien With Your Franzia and Sleepwalk Here? Or, I Hung Out With Tom This Afternoon

Tom and I decided that the internet is the best place to talk about your legitimate feelings. Not at all awkward. I just made Tom the best dressed at Bates College for the week. Tom and I also had storytime. “Hipsters Can't Love” is a story from gawker.com that really made me think. Then we boosted our self-esteem by judging other people and realizing that by admitting we have hipster-y tendencies, we are not actually hipsters, and thus have transcended the label. Suck it, bitches.